Characters: Riza Hawkeye and Lan Fan (their respective guys are mentioned too)
Notes: This thing is more like a list of similarities between Riza and Lan Fan than a list of their interactions with each other. So "She" is Riza or Lan Fan, and "He" is Roy or Ling, respectively. For kicks, try reading it with She=Riza and He=Ling or She=Lan Fan and He=Roy. Hee hee.
(I don't pop my cork for every guy I see)